Alex Breaking News - Kiss Of Death

Friday, April 25, 2008

WARNING: This article reveals aweful gory graphical images, so please stop reading this article unless you're used to ANIMAL PLANET.




It all started when me and my girlfriend was on our way down the lift in One-Stop........



Hoping that we could feel the excitement of swimming witht the fishes....just like Nemo.




But our hopes were crushed! We were trapped inside lift having to watch such a nasty scene.

This is nasty....2 fishes was murdered! And one had its head piledriver-ed on the sand!! This fishes doesnt deserve this!

OOOOOOMG! ITS LICKING IT! NO RESPECT ON THE DEAD!!

This could be any common case where the tanks are not under maintenance. But the mystery is....as far as I know, apparently there is a species for fish which is suppose to filter as much dirt possible. But as how I see it, even this trash filter was dead as well....


What has happened?









Salah loh Section - Stop by, or "fly" by?

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Its been a while, truly been awhile, since the last visit to Prangin Mall. Ermm...



Apparently they made a tree house-like titantron on the 4th floor. Was a shocking thing to me really, considering how stable is it. It does look very China-made to me, cause dad has won a China-made giant speaker from a lucky draw last year. It does look alike...and that fears me more. Note: Do not risk getting China products if you have alternatives.


Anyway me and my classmates stop by this food stall, its name is Sausage King. Reminds me of those giant franchise like Sushi King and Burger King. Sausage King? I aint too sure.





Our model girl is apparently doing some make-ups.






There we go, some promoting from our models! This could help boost some sales.







Wow, not bad....looks nice.









Got girl serve us as we eat. Good view...


But the problem of all is...........this. This bug has been messing with the wrong guy from the moment this guy sat on his seat. A giant super house fly..............



SALAH LO


Salah loh Section - No Parking Anywhere 2

Tuesday, April 22, 2008


Less than a month after incident No Parking Anywhere at Adventist Hospital, comes No Parking Anywhere 2. But this time is at night, more chilling and more law breaking!
Cmon man, get a room! Dun park!! Ini tempat motor parking! Adoi....
Kids, dun learn from this boy boy here k?

Alex Info Section

Introducing.......one of the most famous classic super hero ever existed and still stay in the heart of those who were mesmerise by the action and bravery this hero has possesed. But.....there is a problem.








For those who does not know who this hero is...its alrite. In fact, he has many names. Original name was Kamen Rider and was internationally known as Masked Rider. But the problem is.........his third signature name...was in fact more famous than its international name....for Malaysians of coz. The next major problem is......his third signature name does not portrait his personality in any sense you see it. For those who does not know...allow me to break this up.







BAJA HITAM








.................................so........what is this..........BAJA HITAM........If you still do not have a single idea of what this is.......then shall I describe further.....




BAJA in fact is Fertilizer and HITAM means Black (You know, black colour).......
So does he symbolize Black Fertilizer in any way???? Does he even save the ecosystem??? The plants???? No! So why Baja Hitam??? This case was in fact closed and was never told.
It still remains a mystery up till today.....

Alex Breaking News - April Cockroach Mating Season

Friday, April 18, 2008

Welcome to fellow viewers. This is ANT (Alex Network Today) bringing you true images that have bring scares and worries to our fellow Malaysian. Due to the hygenic surrounding of our longkang and parit, we unintentionally create chill-out and sex field for these insects. This is a captured image at Penang Road.

This is a bad immoral creature. No shy, no moral, and they just do....that in front my somebody's koaw teow th'ng! This immorality has to be vaquished!! Destroy!! Terminated once and for all!!


If you do not want to end up like Oggy being bullies by these three cockroaches, then...buy an insecticide today!



Alex Breaking News - Godzilla Dominance Once Again

THIS IS BREAKING NEW!!!!!!!! LIVE FROM ANT(Alex News Today)!!! THIS IS A MONSTER!!!!! A MONSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM HERE FROM THE SCENE WHERE I CAN SEE, A MONSTER!!!!!! ITS JUST ABOUT HALF A MILE AWAY AND WOW, SOOO BIG!!!!!







OH MY GOD!!! LOOK AT WHAT IT'S GONNA DO!!!! ITS TEARING THE OFFICE DOWN!!!


GUYS!!! DUN YELL!!!!! EVACUATE NOW!!!!!! ADOI, DUN THROW AIR BAGS LA!!! JUST JUMP!!!!

ITS COMING!!!!!!!!!!NO!!!!! RUN AWAY!!!!SAVE YOU PRAYERS FOR LATER!!!! TRY BITE THE HAND!!! OMG YOUR TOOTH BROKE!!




OH SHIAT IT JUST ATE YOU UP!!!!! KICK IT!!! OMG NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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This is ANT at the scene of event, after the destruction. Many innocent lives should be at the intestine by now. So sad.....who will come and save us???

Cloverfield, Monster, Godzilla, and King Kong...these may seem to an amusement to you, but some fictions can be real.







Do remember the brave souls who has fought with giant monster and the building where they were will always be remember for ages to come.




(Above:Moments before destruction)



Alex Aware Section - Pollution

Pollution is bad. We all know that, but that is what we have been doing for years since the development of heavy industries. This is indeed development, but so far how much is our concern over the condition of world which gave us this opportunity to make use of such priceless resources?



Though we have read articles about the critical level of the pollution, many seldom cared. They drove bigger and less environmental friendly cars. This indirectly breaks the ozone level and cause many catastophic events like direct UV contact, rising of world temperature, melting of south pole, giant flood and future diseases.



Human may be unique and behave and respond differently from one to another. But humans can have the save view under certain condition, that is event. When we lack of something, we tend to group those who share the same view and voice it out.



This makes human action predictable at times. However many does not realised it, as one who does it does rough time making an unbias judgement over what he or she has done. This step by step elaboration of the respond humans are most likely to respond may help (Tho judgement may still be slightly bias, as I am human myself).



**Pollution Level 1**
Degree of weather......Weather is still windy and warm at most times...tropical feeling.
- Ah Ma and Ah Kong (Grandma and Grandpa) still do tai chi every morning
- Hot babes and celebrities constantly seen at beaches doing sun tan
- Little cars are use, more prefer bikes. Many would prefer the winding breeze feeling.
- Ice cream feels like it'll stay solid forever
- Everyone still love table fan!



**Pollution Level 2**
Degree of weather.....Weather got pretty hot.
- Ah Ma and Ah Kong complain "So hot wan, need more 100+ son!" but still do tai chi
-Hot babes and celebrities love it. Fasten the tanning process.
-More cars. Bikers start to use sun shade and wear long sleeve jackets.
-Ice cream melt even before one could even finish it.
-Table fan bankrap! Ceiling fan........trendy!



**Pollution Level 3**
Degree of weather.....Unbearable.
- Ah Ma and Ah Kong stop tai chi and watch Astro On-Demand instead
-Hot babes was found incinerated by the hot heat. Celebrities got away tho.
-Bikers sold their bike and buy Kancil with extra aircorn installed.
-Cant even make ice cream anymore. Cornetto bankrap.
-Table fan bankrap! Ceiling fan bankrap! Air Corn..............a "Must Have" asset



**Polution Level 4**
Degree of weather...World is in danger
-Ah Ma and Ah Kong complain why no astro reception...apparently thick cloud was the cause
-Many countries announced darurat (state of emergency)
-Kancil bankrap due to incapability to withstand the unbearable heat.
-Due to the bankrap-cy of Cornetto, depressive kids lick the refrigerator from their home.
-Kids are send to hospital, together with the fridge. Tongue and ice are found to be bonded.
-"Most profitable profession today-Doctor", "Most useless profession today-Lawyer"
-Air corn company invested in making giant air corn houses


So take an action today. Things may go wilder than we expect. Clouds may be toasted, whale may be roasted, so do something before we got busted for our action. Do something.

Salah loh Section - No Parking Anywhere

Man I cant even remember what date or even what day is it. But I do remember what happened. It all started when.....
I was hugging my beloved bike and drive each other to work *gross*. Hahaa! Anyway we got to work, I mean I myself managed to get to work, and Bike has to rest somewhere anyhow. I got it parked at Adventist Hospital for the meantime. I stop parking at the usual place cause the fee had a 33% increment of price. Said cause of government tax. What does parking even have to do with that?
Anyway,
I had BIG TROUBLE getting a butt off. Why?
Do witness what this Penang dude is doing. Pls, look look.
If you stil dun get that the hell has happen, lets get closer at a better angle.

Do take a considerable that there can be around 6-8 bikes park on these slots that have been blocked by this...car. Further more, this carpark is located close to the Emergency Room. So imagine how important those areas are. Unless this car owner has a good reason to do this, i cant accept trouble this dude has to bring upon bikers.
Lastly,
Do remember boys and girls, park where you should alrite?
Bye bye.